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01.20.04 (12:18 pm) [edit]

Some parental excuses for their child's absences, including actual spellings:

My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak

posted by: mblog (reply)
post date: 01.20.04 (9:30 am)

That was uplifting. I have two sick children home from school today, and my daughter got to read it.

posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 01.20.04 (7:13 pm)

Are you sure the kids didn't forge these?

posted by: billlyryan (reply)
post date: 01.22.04 (1:30 pm)

Thank you for making me laugh friend! I needed that.

posted by: SusanofPudlin (reply)
post date: 01.22.04 (6:34 pm)

Did they share who "wrote" what?

Not that I would have ANY personal knowledge of note writing skills - MOM! REALLY - I only did it a couplatimes!!!!

posted by: Ladyblog (reply)
post date: 01.24.04 (5:39 am)

OH How funny! I as a parent hate writing absent notes just for that reason! I always double check my grammer and the spelling! Of course my daughters school will NOT accept type printed notes...
Thanks for the smile
TTFN Becci