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Christmas Cake Recipe

12.18.03 (10:00 am) [edit]

Christmas cake recipe

INGREDIENTS

1 CUP OF WATER
1 TSP BAKING SODA
1 CUP OF SUGAR
1 TSP OF SALT
1 CUP OF BROWN SUGAR
LEMON JUICE
4 LARGE EGGS
1 BOTTLE OF VODKA
2 CUPS OF DRIED FRUIT

Sample the vodka to check the quality. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again. To be sure it’s the highest quality pour one level cup, drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point its best to make sure the vodka is still OK. Try another cup…… just incase.
Turn off the mixerer.
Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a sdrewscriver. Sample the vodka to check to tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a shit. Check the vodka. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven and piss in the fridge. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don’t forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka.
Fall into bed.

CHERRY MISTMAS!!

posted by: Ladyblog (reply)
post date: 12.18.03 (8:42 am)

I love it!

posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 12.18.03 (9:35 am)

"Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit." -- would never have thought of using pantyhose in a cake recipe. You've inspired me!!!

posted by: jazzydawn (reply)
post date: 12.18.03 (12:38 pm)

I have gotten this recipe before and was never quite able to follow it . . . sheesh, what was I doing wrong!!! (By the way, you came over from Mblog, right? I did, too!)

posted by: Minou (reply)
post date: 12.19.03 (11:00 am)

LOL awesome!

posted by: fotocali (reply)
post date: 12.19.03 (11:08 am)

I know the "LOL" thing is used when people aren't laughing out loud, but I was genuinely LOL on the cake reshippeee. Ta haaa... I even read it to someone here @ work. Beautiful!

posted by: Andaloo (reply)
post date: 12.19.03 (11:18 am)

Reply to: fotocali
Awwww ta muchly. Sadly it wasn't mine.
I liked our chat....great way to unwind after work!! Thanks.

posted by: Bondageslut (reply)
post date: 12.22.03 (9:56 pm)

think i mite give this one a shot :)