The British government have given out a health warning concerning “The Office Christmas Party”. They feel it necessary to warn people that photocopying your usually hidden bits is potentially bad for your health, think broken glass. And as if that wasn’t patronising enough, they also warn that dancing on your desk is dangerous because it may not be as sturdy as your table at home. Hmm interesting… Oh come Mr. Blair, are you trying to tell us that none of this goes on at the “Number Ten” Christmas bash?

(There’s a very scary imagine of Gordon Brown and a photocopier drifting across my mind).

Seeing as I work for myself I tend not to do the Christmas party thing, but this year’s going to be different. I’ve decided (or should I say “the management decided”) to skip all the expense of food and drinks and go straight into the photocopying and dancing on the desk bit.

Hold on, can you smell that? That’s the sweet smell of rebellion.