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08.02.04 (4:43 pm) [edit]

I went to see Tru’ this morning. She’s recently had reconstructive surgery after a mastectomy. She’s looking really good…I mean generally, I didn’t want to see any post operative embroidery, no thank you. Sadly, shortly after Tru started her treatment she heard that her sister in Chicago had also found a lump.

…fast forward to this morning…

We were sat in the garden chatting when the post man arrived. He said that the parcel Tru’ had recently sent to her sister had gone missing and she’d have to fill out a claim form. It seems if you send a certificated parcel it has to be “stamped” at every major city along its route, and somewhere between Cadiz and Malaga (before it had even left the country) the parcel had disappeared. Tru’ started writing, and giggling, then howling. Eventually I got to read what was on the form:

Contents of parcel:

One wig, (colour) blonde, (style) Debbie Harry.
One left breast (prosthetic), size small, nipple colour D4.

I’ll let you fill in the gaps yourself. It was great to see Tru’ laughing again.

posted by: librarianguish (reply)
post date: 08.02.04 (7:58 am)

It's soooo important to find the humor in things! I hope your Tru' has a speedy recovery. I'm sure with friends like you around it will help.

posted by: Mimi (reply)
post date: 08.02.04 (1:58 pm)

"God bless us, every one!"
Tiny Tim

posted by: aWindow (reply)
post date: 08.04.04 (2:18 pm)

I am going to second Librarianguish's comment.

and I am also off to google to see what a "D4" looks like :)

posted by: SusanofPudlin (reply)
post date: 08.04.04 (9:03 pm)

I am left pondering: ok, we cover colour but what about size, shape, texture? Seems to me that nipples are almost like fingerprints.

But the other part is the relief that Tru could laugh, and that you were all together to see the absurdity in the whole process. My love to Tru' and to you for being there for her and her sister.

posted by: xXoNtHeMeNdXx (reply)
post date: 08.09.04 (2:41 pm)

Reply to: aWindow
Shocking! ......... lol. Let me know what yuo find out. :)

posted by: xXoNtHeMeNdXx (reply)
post date: 08.09.04 (2:42 pm)

Fingers crossed for Tru. :)