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What's your porn star name?

07.27.04 (7:40 pm) [edit]

Over the weekend we had a really funny half hour when a friend asked what our porn star names are. She explained; Porn stars always have the most amazing names and hadn’t we ever worked out how they get them. The theory is that your first name is the name of the first pet you had, and the surname is the name of the street you first lived in. Try it, it’s hilarious.

Yours,
Bruce Bute (Now if that’s not the name of a tall, muscular Italian I don’t know what is!) and Timothy Prospect (nuff said).

posted by: Mimi (reply)
post date: 07.27.04 (11:42 am)

then I am Angel Balsam!!! How much fun!!

posted by: lynne (reply)
post date: 07.27.04 (1:09 pm)

I guess that makes me "Killer Litchfield" ;)

posted by: mblog (reply)
post date: 07.27.04 (1:38 pm)

Miquette East 21st. I somehow don't think that works.

posted by: billlyryan (reply)
post date: 07.27.04 (9:13 pm)

OOOH! I'm Husky Abbot!!!

posted by: flaring (reply)
post date: 07.28.04 (12:00 pm)

I dunno... my first pet's name was Beowulf...

posted by: SusanofPudlin (reply)
post date: 07.28.04 (4:56 pm)

Duchess Freeman chiming in!

posted by: Andaloo (reply)
post date: 07.28.04 (10:00 pm)

Reply to: billlyryan
They're all great names, but Husky Abbot is BRILLIANT!

posted by: newbie (reply)
post date: 07.28.04 (11:59 pm)

I'm Tigger Frederick - that sounds like some sort of friend of Tara Palmer-Tomkinson! Joolie xxx

posted by: val1751 (reply)
post date: 07.29.04 (12:09 am)

Bess Dunn. Mine sounds pretty dirty if you say it out loud. Hm.

posted by: SnowbirdArts (reply)
post date: 07.29.04 (3:01 pm)

Let's see, that would make me Daisy Brunswick...

posted by: xXoNtHeMeNdXx (reply)
post date: 08.09.04 (2:50 pm)

I grew up (yes, grew up) hearing that it was your first pet's name as your first, and your mother's maiden name as your last. And Rhett Loveless seems to fit in to the scene quite nicely compared to.... Rhett Biebricher Allee, ya know? lol. Lovely post as always.

posted by: newbie (reply)
post date: 08.10.04 (12:21 pm)

cocker longfellow. It quite suits me i think :~}