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New life update
06.29.04 (7:49 am)   [edit]
Notes to self



There may be a family of kippers living in my downstairs bathroom. I’ve never seen them, but I can smell them. They’re wiley, as kippers tend to be, when I switch on the light they hide. There’s a small gap between the beams and the ceiling just big enough for a kipper to slide in sideways. Antonio the electrician tells me this smell is the sure sign of an electrical problem, but then what does he know about kipper husbandry?

Nobody told me there were mutant man eating bugs in the country. My back feels like somebody has written “War And Peace” on it in braille.
 


posted by: lynne (reply)
post date: 06.29.04 (5:34 am)

I thought kippers were canned fish?

Maybe someone *did* write War and Peace on your back in braille. Did you ask your other half about that? Maybe he has a weird braille/Russian literature fetish you didnt know about. ;)



posted by: SusanofPudlin (reply)
post date: 06.29.04 (7:49 am)

What ARE kippers?? I thought, like Lynne - that they are foul smelling canned fish.



posted by: Andaloo (reply)
post date: 06.29.04 (8:00 am)

Reply to: lynne
Oh *that's* why Tolstoy (the name by which the present, other Mr. Andaloo wants to be known) keeps bumping into the furniture!

Like all fetishes, I don't quite understand. Are we having fun yet?



posted by: Andaloo (reply)
post date: 06.29.04 (8:10 am)

Reply to: SusanofPudlin & Lynne

Yes they are smelly, flat fish. No they're not really living in my ceiling beams. Yes there is bad smell in there (an electrical problem), and yes I promise NOT to try to be funny again.




posted by: newbie (reply)
post date: 06.29.04 (8:29 am)

An electrician who knows about kippers? i thought that is the plumbers job lol




posted by: aWindow (reply)
post date: 06.29.04 (8:29 am)

ahh that happened again, i forgot to sign in

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