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Kissed by flu as it flew away
02.23.06 (10:53 am)   [edit]

It was said on the local news yesterday that a woman went to hospital, worried that she may have avian flu after giving a pigeon the kiss of life. Thankfully it turned out she just had a cold. What caught my attention though was that nobody seemed to think what she did was odd. Personally I wouldn't know how or when to give a pigeon the kiss of life, for which I'm grateful.

 

 


posted by: lindy (reply)
post date: 03.02.06 (4:34 am)

Oh dear lord (oooooh, nice pun!) - what, prey tell, is 'giving a pigeon the kiss of life?!' I have absolutely no idea and can not even begin to wrap my brain around it..



posted by: rosietulips (reply)
post date: 03.14.06 (2:52 pm)

Andaloo! I have missed your posts.



posted by: surrogate (reply)
post date: 03.15.06 (4:29 am)

What's important is that you get your thumbs in the right position to press the little abdominal cavity repeatedly after gently blowing into the mouth.

Since this may be seen as depraved by anyone passing by, I'd suggest loudly stating your intentions just prior to performing the deed.

Then, do whatever you can to convince the police officer, who will undoubtedly stumble upon the situation, that you're not nuts.



posted by: Mimi (reply)
post date: 03.16.06 (4:10 am)

where did you go??????????



posted by: lindy (reply)
post date: 03.21.06 (3:13 am)

He flyeth in and he flyeth away..

Perhaps he *did* figure out how to administer the 'kiss of life' to a pigeon. Then he got pigeon cooties, turned into one and off he flew. Woo! Watch him go!



posted by: Andaloo (reply)
post date: 03.25.06 (8:35 pm)

Reply to: rosietulips
Rosie! Promise I'll more of an effort...honest.




posted by: Andaloo (reply)
post date: 03.25.06 (8:38 pm)

Reply to: surrogate
Aha, I can tell you've done this before. I just can't get past the mental image of the pigeon inflating and floating away with a very surprised look on it's face.
Thanks for dropping in.




posted by: Andaloo (reply)
post date: 03.25.06 (8:42 pm)

Reply to: lindy
How did I know you'd be lurking, ready to give me a wake up poke! OK I promise I'll write something here...and an email.




posted by: Andaloo (reply)
post date: 03.25.06 (8:47 pm)

Reply to: Mimi
Hmm this is a great opportunity to make up a fantstic story about where I've been and what I've been up to, but instead I'll just grovel and promise to do better.




posted by: lindy (reply)
post date: 03.28.06 (6:37 am)

Reply to: Andaloo

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