You turn your back for five minutes and what happens – everything changes. We got back from Barcelona to find they’ve changed The Land Of The Smiling Mule into a metropolis. OK that’s a slight exaggeration, but believe me it’s a slippery slope from here…or so I thought. They’ve built a car park and a bus shelter *rolls eyes*.

I’ve just been up onto the roof to have a look at said new addition and smiled smugly to myself. Instead of rows of shiny parked cars there are two horses and a donkey. Now that’s what I call a result.

Single gene country folk 1 – town planners 0.