Almost a year ago I wrote about a friend’s wedding. It was a lovely day, if a bit chaotic. Their house was taken over by friends and family from UK and Germany so the bride got ready at our house. I volunteered to ferry people around so was busy most of the day, that is until the point I said I was going to drive home, leave the car and walk back to the reception. I have a key to their house, so now was the perfect time to go in and leave them a surprise (anonymous) gift…”Bondage For Beginners” which comprised a small whip, a gag and leather restraints, which I left on their bed.

Now what I find really interesting is, a year later they still haven’t mentioned it.